Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Best Friends

A collection of funny but equally sweet best friend birthday wishes that will make your heart flutter here. Send your best friend with funny birthday wishes and funny greetings to celebrate their special day.

Here are funny, funny and meaningful birthday wishes for your best friend that we have compiled and selected to send to our readers. Birthday is always a special and important occasion in the year for everyone, and don't forget to wish each other happiness and joy on this day.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friends

A selection of funny birthday wishes for friends

• If you’re getting old, that means I am too!
• Don’t forget to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you happy birthday today!
• How many birthdays have we spent together now? I guess it’s official—you’re stuck with me.
• I thought you get finer and wiser with age? Well, there’s always next year 😂
• Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
• You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?
• Happy birthday. It took you Happy birthday. It took you [BFF's age] years to look this good!
• Happy birthday to my forever young friend!
• You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to this dime in her prime!
• It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds!
• Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited?
• Woah, time flies when you're having fun! How'd we get so old?

Funny Birthday Wishes For Female Friends

Funny happy birthday wishes for female friend 

• Dude, today I pronounce you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re hereby sentenced to a life devoid of your youth!
• Dang! Life isn’t fair! You are not as wealthy as you thought you’d be by this age, and on top of that you’re old!
• May God give you the appetite to enjoy your Big Day to the max despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday.
• You are my friend, and I genuinely care about your happiness, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that God will make your bank account fat enough to always put a smile on your face. Happy birthday.
• On your birthday, my new nickname for you is “Methuselah”. I guess you never thought that someday you’d become an old fart?! Happy birthday!
• We weren’t friends until you gave me the Wi-fi password. I guess we must be best friends now because now when I come over it connects instantly. Happy birthday, cyber partner.
• When life gets crazy, you need to have someone to lean on, laugh with, and do stupid stuff with- I’m glad I found you so I can do all those things. You’re the best! A year older but still the best.
• When people tell me I need a therapist, I just tell them I already have a best friend. Who else do I need?
• When the babes run out, I’ll still be there for ya, bro! Best wishes!
• You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t boast of this. Happy birthday.
• As you age, your heart is probably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But buddy, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s a fact! Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Male Friends

Funny happy birthday wishes for male friend 

• Happy birthday to a friend who is lucky to be blessed with the most phenomenal friend in the world! Dang! I envy you!
• You might be a little bit disappointed that you are older today, and rightly so. Becoming an old woman isn’t the easiest of things for a woman. Happy birthday.
• Wishing you a super duper birthday celebration. My advice for you is this: Please be mindful of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.
• Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am a little bit worried about how you are going to act your age, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday, bestie. I swear I didn’t notice your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook!
• On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday.
• Honey, if your money were to grow as fast your age, then I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d be competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the richest woman in the world! Happy birthday.
• Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older.
• God is capable of doing the impossible, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that He will give you a body as slim as that of a Victoria’s Secret model and make the bodies of your enemies as fat as cows. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Quotes to an Older Friend

Free download funny birthday wishes for older friends

• Happy birthday! They say age is just a number. For you, it’s a really really big number.
• When you were little, how did you blow out your birthday candles? You know, since fire wasn’t discovered yet?
• Go crazy and have that second cup of pudding, it’s your birthday!
• Happy birthday! On the bright side, your birthday cake is going to be HUGE to fit all the candles.
• Happy birthday to the coolest person I know…with a cane!
• Thanks for always being older than me. Happy birthday!
• My elderly friend, don’t worry about those wrinkles, they help to make your eyes twinkle!
• At this age, you are a fully fledged old woman/man – there’s absolutely no two ways about that! Happy birthday, and I hope you enjoy every moment of old age.
• If aging were a criminal offense, then you’d be one of the most dangerous criminals in the world. Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday, my beloved friend. May you achieve prosperity and fame without needing to work very hard.
• On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never be like an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a wonderful life, my dearest friend.
• Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.

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